Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!