I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.