Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.