Cookie Puns

These puns are no cookie cutter! They are the real, sugary, funny Cookie Puns everyone can enjoy!

Cookie Puns

The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!