What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.