Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.