Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!