And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people's coffee.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
What's a coffee's favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot.
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.