What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50. Deer nuts are under a buck
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
What's a redneck's favorite beer?
An open one.
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Sud-light
What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?
Foster's.
My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...
That's the paunch-line.
What did Einstein say when someone tried to steal his beer?
Nein! Mine Stein!
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
I have a beer snob friend with Photophobia. He hates natural light.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
Just found a fly in my beer. I'm feeling buzzed.
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
I've just invented a new Canadian beer
It's a form of I.P.Eh
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, “I’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you sh*t faced.”
A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
