Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.