What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."