Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.