What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!