What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.