What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
