“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
"Okay, we’re all like 90% happy and 10% sunburnt."
"If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal."
– Paulo Coelho
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"A change of latitude would help my attitude."
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
"Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best."
— Bob Talbert
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
“I’m getting used to wearing flip-flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”
"I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case."
"People drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal."
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think."
- Robert Henri
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
"There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage."
- Mark Twain
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
"Backpacking is money spent on education."
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts."
- Anthony Price
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
"When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
– Helen Hayes
“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”
- Gregory “Pappy” Boyington
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