“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
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