“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."