"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
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