"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
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