“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous