“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
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