"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
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