“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
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