“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
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