“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
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