“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
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