"If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire."
- George Carlin
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”—George Bernard Shaw
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“I love playing a dad. It’s hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.”
- Peter Gallagher
“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
- Joan Crawford
“In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
"There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments."
— Janet Kilburn Phillips
“Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.”
- Marcelina Hardy
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -- Mahatma Ghandi
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him."
Mike Royko
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." — Steve Martin
"There can be no taxation without misrepresentation."
— J.B. Handelsman
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“When life gives you mountains, put those boots and start hiking.”
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller
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