“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
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