“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
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