“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
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