"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
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