“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
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