“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
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