“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
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