“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
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