"We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
"It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." - Unknown
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’" - Claude Pepper
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." - Mark Twain
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” - George Burns
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" - Chili Davis
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzon
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
""Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzoni
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
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