"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." - George Orwell
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” - Kitty O’Neill Collins
"Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!" - Dave Barry"
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
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