“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
– Abraham Lincoln
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
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