“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
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