"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
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