“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash