“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
