“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street