“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.