“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
