“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
