“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
"I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere."
"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
"Only on a cruise shiip will you pay hundreds of dollar a day to sleep in a closet."
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”
- Gregory “Pappy” Boyington
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
"The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts."
- Anthony Price
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