"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
"A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places."
– Tom Lichtenheld
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”
- Gregory “Pappy” Boyington
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year."
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
- George Carlin
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it."
— Marcelene Cox
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
"Help me! I'm on a family vacation!"
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
"Backpacking is money spent on education."
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