“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
"Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together."
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
"Okay, we’re all like 90% happy and 10% sunburnt."
"A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places."
– Tom Lichtenheld
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon."
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
"I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case."
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
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