“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque