“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
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