“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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