"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
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