"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
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