“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
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