"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
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