"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
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