“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous