“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
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