“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
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