“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
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