“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
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