“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."