“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”