"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
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