“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
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