"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott