“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
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