“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller