"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
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