“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
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