“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”